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h0llo:

School attendance would go up by like 300% if we had cool padded swirly chairs or bean bags instead of ugly blue chairs harder than a pornstars dick

(via laughcentre)

homleschapel:

summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell

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dampsandwich:

you could chop my arms off and i’d still find a way to use the internet

(via laughcentre)

andr3wdost:

nathanieljosephruess:

herfunnyvideos:

lockedinabirdcage:

GUYS I JUST REALIZED WHY PAPER BEATS ROCK OH MY GOD

PAPER SYMBOLIZES WORDS WHICH SYMBOLIZES BRAINS

AND ROCK SYMBOLIZES BRAWN.

BRAINS OVER BRAWN.

MIND OVER MATTER.

PAPER OVER ROCK.

You clever little shit.

then what the fuck does scissors mean

lesbians

(via laughcentre)

notahoe:

momma i’m coming home 

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burgrs:

baddogsrus:

burgrs:

if u smash snails on purpose ur a fuckin piece of shit they are tiny cuties trying 2 get somewhere as fast as they can pls help them out 

um excuse me have you ever had a garden because those fuckers will fuck your shit up i mean they totally ruined an entire row of my broccoli plants in one night i am not even fucking around about my broccoli fuck snails 

(via foxnewsofficial)

lord-of-the-swings:

i found this picture of leonardo dicaprio

so i just

im sorry.

 

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holynipples:

holynipples:

my throat is kinda irritated let me google it and see what’s up

i have a brain tumor

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